A Very Table Genius

A Very Table Genius

Trump prefers to use his massive gut instead of his puny gray matter to resolve issues. Unfortunately, his gut instincts always lead to heartburn for the entire country. When he has to ponder heavy matters of state, he revs up his "thought process" with two buckets of fried chicken.

When he eats ice cream, a pardon and/or bowel movement soon follows.
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