Bitter Twitter

If the telephone is the devil's playground for gossipy housewives with too much time on their hands, then twitter is Beelzebub's bullhorn for Trump's derangement. Starting early in the morning, Trump expels a deadly payload of vile, physically and digitally. Trump tweets so much, some people think he's part yellow-belly dodo bird. I apologize if I insulted the intelligence of dodo birds.

Tweety is a yellow canary, and is not related to dodo birds like Trump.