Bloom Is Off The Rose

Kellyanne "Scoff Face" Conway seems to be in the middle of the worst love triangle since Rebecca, Josh, and Greg. When she inevitably chooses Trump, she will need her head examined for a STD (Stupidity Transference Disorder). Meanwhile, the other half of this "bitter half" insists she undergo nightly decontamination to remove cesspool odor.

Kellyanne humiliates herself believing Trump is better than the "exes".