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Trump diverted money from Covid-19 relief to finally build in Moscow. He recently told Faux News that "Long distance relationships are so taxing. That is why I built a resort next to the Moscow Kremlin. Now I can mix business with pleasure. I can learn Russian when I'm not tweeting." A moment later he gushed: "I'll tweet in Russian! My brain is so big I can transgender, ... transition, ... whatever."

The Russians strongly pinky swear not to wire-tap Trump.