Trump's COVID-19 Health Plan for his followers:
- Take lots and lots of Hydroxychloroquine. Shovel into every orifice.
- Avoid alien DNA and demon semen unless sheath is mushroom-shaped.
- Treat with disinfectants. Expose to sunlight if you live in Florida.
- Face masks are optional. See next point if you regain common sense.
- For first-time maskers, get mask big enough to cover your stupidity.
Only Democrats can save your health, your life, our sanity.