The Skinflint Mint is pleased to announce the 2020 Commemorative Trump Coin! Made with 100% fools gold, this will tarnish anything it touches. Display above your toilet - just in case you run out of toilet paper. Fondly fondle coin while recollecting Trump's greatest failures: Covid-19, Treason, Impeachment, and Putin canoodling.
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