#SLOTUS (Sexy Lady of the United States) has decided that cyberbullying does not exist. After careful deliberation, along with input from her husband, Melania Trump has concluded cyberbullying is a hoax. In the spirit of political slogans of yore, she will abandon "Be Best" and start another cause that is more Trumpian.

Melania's new campaign is #MoreBullyInThePulpit.