Day After Tomorrow Is Today

Trump does not care about national parks, preservation, or climate change. He is intimate with coal barons, but is intimidated by windmills. He takes "no responsibility" for the coronavirus he imported from China. Trump wants "crystal clear" water, but only for himself. The rest of us can drink sludge that makes Flint's water taste like it came from a glacier. Vider son verre!

Remove Trump and his Republicants before kids ask "What is a glacier?"