Despicable Me 45

Trump fired his entire White House staff when nobody pledged fealty to him, and replaced everybody with minions. Trump tweeted that minions are incredibly loyal, follow orders without question, and are willing to work for free. Though minions do not speak English, Trump is a master communicator of the jibber-jabber. His only nitpick is he wished their color matched his hair.

Someone as despicable as Trump attracts hordes of minions.