Empty Barrel Roll

Empty Barrel Roll

When John Kelly finally realized he was the White House Chief of Staff in name only, he decided to pursue his dream and formed a grunge polka band. Since he enjoyed making loud senseless noises, he decided to call his group "John Kelly and the Empty Barrel Band". He found clanging cymbals more soothing than Trump bellowing the mangled lyrics to "Tubthumping".

John Kelly's first song is titled "Frederica Is My Frickin' Love Freaka".