Faun Panity

Faun Panity

The biggest bleater at Faux News, the one who puts the pan in panic, is the one and (fortunately) only Faun Panity. Trump worships him as a deity, and in turn Faun Panity treats Trump as an empty vessel to be filled with nasty excrement. This faun "goats" Trump into bad behavior, all the while targeting Trump's next scapegoat.

Trump's 2020 slogan: Bullying Imbecilic Lazy Lying Yeti - Greediest Of All Time