Fortune Crookie

The incredible (and credible) New York Times discovered that Trump has a "secret" account in China. They found $17 million was deposited into this account, and $15 million was withdrawn by Trump. What was Trump's quo for China's quid? Perhaps Trump had an insatiable craving for Chinese food? Maybe Trump will tell us the reason and the actual numbers when he reveals his tax returns (aka Never).

Trump's crookedness is an inedible that nobody should swallow.