Fowl Play

Trump hatches the most "fowlish" schemes, but chickens out when he should accept blame. Instead, he lays the blame on those running the hen house. He has pecked away at the truth for so long, those in the brood who cluck back are shredded by the Fox. If only they were brave enough to fly the coop with a "cluck you".

Trump pads his nest egg with 3 things: dictators, money, and dictators' money.