Gut Feeler

When Trump relies on his gut for big decisions, most call that "wishful thinking". Trump believes the bigger the gut, the better the gut feelings. So Trump refuels the "magic" with buckets of fried chicken, dozens of cheeseburgers with fries, and packages of cookies. Trump's gut is so big, he needs Air Force One all to himself.

Unfortunately for us, Trump confuses his butt for his gut.