Homeland Cooking

An expose in the New York Pest outed Trump and his cabinet members as ogres. In response to this "fake news", Trump renamed the Department of Homeland Security to "Ogre Adolescent Feed" (OAF). OAF Secretary Kirstjen "Krispy Kidders" Nielson issued this statement: "We find separating migrant children from their parents to be a key ingredient in our recipe - I mean policy.

Explains why the shelters were originally called "Tender Aged".