I Believe I Can Lie

Trump and R. Kelly have something in common - they both believe they can lie through any situation. Even when their transgressions are caught on tape. While R. Kelly believes he is too popular to be considered a sexual predator of young girls, Trump believes his money can silence all claims of sexual dalliance. Trump also believes "Surviving R. Kelly" is the best reality show on TV.

Lights! Camera! Distraction!