King Of The Jungle Gym

When Trump was a child, his parents took him to the zoo. Unfortunately, he had a bad experience with some of the animals. When he called the moose "ugly", the moose bit him. And when he called a young sheep "fat", the animal bit him too. He left the zoo with two boo-boos and a life-long hatred for those animals. Now that Trump is president, he wants to exploit his power to punish these innocent creatures.

Trump titled his first executive order "The Moose Lamb Ban".