Linseed Graham Cracker

Linseed Graham Cracker

Trump delights in a new late-night snack: the Linseed Graham Cracker. The recipe for this nutrient-free food has been reformulated to please the presidential palate. Trump is performing legalese side-stepping to force the FDA to approve his current favorite. Trump sometimes enjoys this treat of indeterminate value with a flake topping.

This snack is a favorite of single white men.