Linseed Graham Cracker

Trump delights in a new snack: the Linseed Graham Cracker. The recipe for this nutrient-free food has been reformulated to please the presidential palate. Trump's late-night favorite is so toxic, the FDA will not submit it to human trials. Trump gorges on this tacky treat sprinkled over a big bowl of "Putin Puddin'".

This snack is a favorite of not so good ol' boys.