Loose Lips Sink Leadership

Candidate Trump loved leaks when they revealed secrets about his political foes. Now President Trump loves to reveal national secrets to visiting autocrats. Between brain-dead tweets and chest-puffing reveals, Trump keeps a secret the same way he keeps a promise - he can't. God forbid Trump reveals the nuclear codes during pillow-talk with his next dictator crush.

Methods of revealing a secret: Telegraph, telephone, and tell-a-Trump.