Mexico Pays For Wall

Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall - around the oval office. This has the full support of everybody, especially Melania. The trick is to place a TV inside the oval office, turn it on to Fox & Friends, and wait until Trump is drawn in like a fish to a shiny lure. Mexico may even convince Trump to build a wall around himself so he is insulated from creditors and law enforcement.

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