Presidential Debase

While Biden presented himself as the next president, Trump behaved like a rabid bulldog in a Chinese restaurant. Trump barked at his opponent, the moderator - even his own people. Worse, Trump took a dump on his office by signaling white supremacists to wait for further instructions. Absurdly, Trump thought he did so well he had Tim Scott rub his belly and coo in his ear "Good Ol' Boy".

The nation was horrified by Trump's act of self-gratifying ball licking.