Science Defiance Alliance
Trump has formed a panel in a feeble attempt to disprove climate change.
Here are some of the scientists on this panel, along with their favorite catch phrase.
- Dr. Moreau: "Man should not monkey with weather, unless the monkey is the man."
- Dr. Mangele: "Man should not play god, unless he is of Aryan decent.
- Dr. Frankenstein: "Man should not meddle with nature, unless the forecast calls for thunderstorms."
DHS also likes body parts in cold storage and warm wraps for midnight snacks.