Secret Service Charge

The Secret Service has gone bankrupt protecting Trump and his family. A man in black stated: "Though we are there for his protection, Trump forces us to pay exorbitant rates when we stay at one of his properties. You'd think he'd give us a "Protecting Yo Ass" discount. The final straw was when he tripled his rates. Trump makes more off us protecting him than we make protecting him."

The Secret Service plans to outsource Trump's security detail to ISIS.