Space Farce

Trump recently watched "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial", and went to sleep confused about the intentions of the gentle alien. The next day, Trump announced his plan to form a Space Force. Trump told the military to find a cheap way to defend us against space immigrants, as he is transferring one billion dollars from the DOD to his IRA. Our brightest minds consulted with the UK to build the perfect space-based weapon: The Trump Baby Death Blimp.

The farce is strong with this one.