Stockpile Of Poop

Stockpile Of Poop

Jared "Kiss Tush" Kuchner, Trump's go-to guy for failed policies, told us that the government's Strategic National Stockpile was "his" stockpile. This surprised the stockpile people, who had to immediately update their website. In 1984 style, they changed "help states in case of emergency" to "it's Jared's now, chumps".

Trump's words and tweets just add to the stench in this stockpile.
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