"I like the Walrus best," said Alice: "He was a little sorry for the poor oysters." "He ate more than the Carpenter, though," said Tweedledee. "He held his handkerchief in front, so the Carpenter couldn't count how many he took." "That was mean!" Alice said indignantly. "Then I like the Carpenter best - he didn't eat as many as the Walrus." "But he ate as many as he could." said Tweedledum. This was a puzzler.
Said Alice: "Well! They were both very unpleasant characters."
#TheWalrusAndTheCarpenter by Lewis Carroll