Tragic Mike

With all the ROT (Republicans of Trump) performing acts of suborn and sedition for Trump, there is the all-male revue of quippers named Mike. With "Dense" Pence as the headliner, the troupe includes Pompeo, Flynn (Sr. and Jr.), Caputo, Huckabee, Young, Dempsey, Enzi, and Cohen (N/A). All delighted Trump, but Pence has sensually stimulated Trump beyond Putin's wildest wet dreams.

After Pence leaves office, he may regain his senses, but never his morals.