Twitchy Trump Itchy Finger

#TwitchyTrump inevitable caught Covid-19, severely altering his spongy brain. Trump is overmedicating on dexamethasone, his amped-up thumbs twitting his manic mood swings. While strung out on drugs, Trump is pondering scorched-earth strategies for when he loses, all with one stanky eye on the red button.

Pence thinks the 25th Amendment looks sexier than Melania.