Uncle Spam

Trump treats his position in the White House like a spammer treats the latest technology. He exploits twitter, the bully pulpit, and Faux News to broadcast his bizarre blurbs of babblement. Even the lone person left in the FDA has warned the public that the garbage spewing from Trump's orifices is a biohazard. Don't ever be home alone with this "funny uncle".

Listen to your mother: "You swallow the crap, you become the crap."