Zombie Jubilee

Zombies have not walked the earth for two millennium since Jesus eradicated them. But now that #TrumpHasCovid, their re-emergence is imminent. Trump will fast track any vaccine or treatment he has a financial stake in, and the results will be devastating. We may lose many Republicans to bleachings, hydroxy toxins, and brain-eating tendencies. But that's probably for the best.

Zombieland Rule #2: The Double Tap is two clean shots to the brain.